"There are only so many places to get laid on a spaceship. My challenge was to join the Zero-G Club, you know, like the old days of airplanes, only now spaceships. And worse, to attain membership you have to find a way to get laid on the bridge, a near impossible task. My name is Emilee Stanton and I'm a fem-tech aboard the USX Gauntlet, a galaxy class battleship assigned to offset the Chinese military. I've just been transferred here and honestly, the place is crawling with hot guys. Getting laid won't be a problem; the problem will be getting my membership in the ZGC.